Hilarious

I love that the sign actually says "Like The Fanciest Restaurant In The City".

So true...

I'm Chinese myself and some of my friends do Chinese lessons. Whenever they try and speak to me I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

The backgrounds...

...so good... But seriously, really nice work with the backgrounds, you didn't really think that someone had drawn them all out, but they had the right cartoony feel, so it fitted into the flash. And besides that, it was pretty funny too.

Meh...

The design and art is very nice and the achievements, power-ups and obstacles were fun, but overall this is a bit of a sloppy game. Jumping is fiddly and difficult, a lot of the game mechanics are frustrating, the platforming is nothing new. I suppose it's kinda fun to jump around and collect stuff but in the end it's just a bit boring.

Great Song

Great chord sequence, cool harmonies, nice lyrics, good song :)

Just a sidenote, I'm pretty sure it's just a Bm you're playing, not a B#m (or a Cm)

Great

The detail is immaculate, I love the sepia look, the tone is pretty much perfect! Really good job, you have some true talent.